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DORO - WARRIORS OF THE SEA - ALBUM REVIEW
I've spent most of two decades keeping diesels running on container ships and keeping temperamental propeller systems running in Force 9 gales, but now I'm landlocked running office administration in a logistics company, and it's slowly draining the life out of me. My office has a view over a car park. A car park. The only waves I get to look at are those people trade in for me down the corridor. The closest I get to fluid tests is refilling the coffee pot, and the most exci

The Joker
Nov 26, 202510 min read


TICKLES - SUGAR & PLASTIC PLATES REVIEW
RELEASE DATE - NOV 28TH There's something ironically twisted about a band called Tickles releasing music that would be like waterboarding with broken glass and birthday cake frosting. The Dordogne-born Nantes quartet of noise Machine-punk have devoted the lion's share of seven years to an observed approach of controlled chaos—two EPs into a career based on making Idles sound so elevator-music-esque—and now they've put out Sugar & Plastic Plates , a first full-length that's e

The Joker
Nov 25, 20258 min read


Dead Daisies - Live At Stonedead Review
Released - Nov 14th Live records come in two different classes: the slick, ProTools-fondled untruths where every note lands like a gymnast with a good lawyer… and then whatever Live At Stonedead is pretending to be. It's like The Dead Daisies duct-taped a microphone onto a Harley's exhaust, fired it up in a room with acoustics of a storage unit, and invited two thousand people who definitely skipped leg day to call it "spiritually fulfilling." The band refers to this as "Raw

The Joker
Nov 25, 20254 min read


Creed — Live in San Antonio (2-LP, Metallic Silver Vinyl) REVIEW
Creed: Live In San Antonio (Black Friday RSD release) is the kind of artifact you fish out of a bargain bin and buy "ironically," only to find-mid-listen, mid-smirk-your foot tapping, your soul accidentally stirring. Those bins always smell faintly of melted plastic and somebody's regrets. This record comes 25 years overdue to its own intervention-or whatever the vinyl equivalent is. An exorcism? A stern talking-to? I don't know. Recorded November 14, 1999: Creed at the Freem

The Joker
Nov 24, 20255 min read


WHITESNAKE - BOX SET REVIEW
At last, the Gods of Rock ‘n’ Roll have heard our prayers. Instead of silencing us, they’ve given us the much overlooked Forevermore by Whitesnake in a box so lavish it could hold the Ark of the Covenant. It includes four CDs, a Blu-ray, a hefty 60-page booklet with Coverdale sharing sweet thoughts from the page, plus a tour book and a poster large enoughto hide your ex’s memory. Unlike Metallica, who will sell you a box of beer mats and call it deluxe. Back in 2011 critics s

The Joker
Nov 24, 20252 min read


Cassidy Paris - BITTERSWEET - Review
Bittersweet, the brand new Cassidy Paris CD came through my letter box on Tuesday. Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday, so it was somewhat of a surprise. The press release reads like a hostage note from someone who genuinely has Stockholm syndrome: "Stepping confidently into her own identity as an artist." That phrase. That's the one that has you reaching for a shot before hitting the play button, because you know exactly what's going to follow: another beautifully executed mu

The Joker
Nov 24, 20256 min read


LUNA MARBLE - SELF TITLED ALBUM- REVIEW.
Release: 7 November 2025 - Self Release I want to be excited about Luna Marble. I do, truly. They're a Manchester rock band who worked for five years between lockdowns, lineup changes, and the constant 2020s touring band farce of existing forever, to be left with a self-titled debut that's like your dad's record collection got tired, woke up, and created a Tinder profile. "Vintage grunge meets extraterrestrial sound design." This album is like a séance that involuntarily bro

The Joker
Nov 24, 20256 min read


SAXON - NOV 5TH - 3OLYMPIA THEATRE DUBLIN
The electrifying Saxon concert at 3Olympia in Dublin was a testament to the band's enduring power, delivering a blistering set that ignited fans from all over the world. The venue was packed out in honour of these legendary rock gods, who showcased a performance rich with classic heavy metal might. Vocalist Biff Byford's rich, commanding vocals soared through the hall, a captivating anchor to the magnificent and intricate guitar work of Doug Scarratt and Brian Tatler, whose r

BEER BARON
Nov 23, 20251 min read


FIREVOLT CHRISTMAS BASH 2025
On November 22nd, Manchester's Bred Shed transformed into a festive hub for Firevolt's annual Christmas Bash, drawing a lively crowd of like-minded music enthusiasts. The backstreet venue was adorned with inflatable Santas and light-up snowflakes, setting a spirited tone for the evening. Attendees enjoyed superb sets from bands Thieves of Liberty, The Karma Effect, and Scarlet Rebels, interspersed with entertaining party games led by hosts Bev and Strett, including hands-free

snaphappypixie
Nov 23, 20251 min read


THE NARRATOR ANNOUNCE EUROPEAN HEADLINE TOUR FOR 2026 EXTENSIVE EUROPEAN TOUR SUPPORTING ANNISOKAY KICKS OFF!
Modern metalcore group THE NARRATOR have announced a European headline tour for 2026. Tickets will go on sale on Monday Oct 13th at 3PM BST. Here are all confirmed dates: THE NARRATOREUROPEAN HEADLINE TOUR 2026 30.09.2026 CH Aarau, Kiff Aarau 01.10.2026 AT Wien, Flex Café 03.10.2026 DE München, Backstage Club 04.10.2026 DE Stuttgart, Im Wizemann 06.10.2026 CZ Prag, Rock Cafe 07.10.2026 DE Leipzig, WERK 2 - Kulturfabrik Leipzig e.V. 08.10.2026 DE Berlin, Frannz-Club

snaphappypixie
Oct 13, 20252 min read


ROB ZOMBIE ANNOUNCES NEW ALBUM,THE GREAT SATAN, OUT FEB 27TH PRE-ORDER THE RECORD & STREAM THE FIRST SINGLE/VIDEO, 'PUNKS AND DEMONS,' NOW!
Heavy metal legend, acclaimed filmmaker and pop culture icon ROB ZOMBIE returns for his 8th studio album, The Great Satan , out February 27th from Nuclear Blast Records . Following the success of his Top 10 charting record The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy (2021), Zombie is back, revisiting his early Hellbilly roots for a slaughterhouse of anthemic punk infused heavy rock/metal. Out today is the record’s first single, “ Punks And Demons ,” accompanied by a

snaphappypixie
Oct 13, 20251 min read


PERTURBATOR NEW ALBUM 'AGE OF AQUARIUS' IS OUT NOW + EPIC ANIME VIDEO FOR NEW SINGLE 'LADY MOON' FT. GRETA LINK
Credit: James Tegner PERTURBATOR - the Paris-based composer/producer/multi-instrumentalist James Kent - today released his highly anticipated new album, Age of Aquarius . His debut for renowned metal label Nuclear Blast Records, mastered by Jaime Gomez Arellano (Ghost, Opeth) and featuring songs with Ulver, Alcest, Author & Punisher , and Greta Link , is available to stream & purchase now HERE . PERTURBATOR also shared his sweeping and cinematic latest single ' Lady Moon ,

snaphappypixie
Oct 13, 20253 min read


GATECREEPER UNLEASH CHAOS IN NEW VIDEO FOR 'MISTAKEN FOR DEAD' & EUROPEAN TOUR W/ARCH ENEMEY, AMORPHIS AND ELUVEITIE BEGINS!
'MISTAKEN FOR DEAD' MUSIC VIDEO: Arizona death metal squad GATECREEPER has debuted a new music video for their frenzied track ' Mistaken For Dead ,' featured on their latest album, Dark Superstition , available now from Nuclear Blast Records . The video arrives just ahead of GATECREEPER 's UK and European tour with ARCH ENEMY , AMORPHIS and ELUVEITIE that will be followed by a run with THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER in Mexico and South America to cap off the year. Ticket

snaphappypixie
Oct 13, 20253 min read


PARA BELLUM OUT NOW + RELEASE ANIMATED VIDEO FOR 'HIGH NOON'
Bay Area thrash metal icons TESTAMENT return with their fourteenth studio album, Para Bellum, which is out today via Nuclear Blast Records. The album stands as both a battle cry and an observation of humanity's uneasy alliance with its own creations. As technology accelerates and disconnection grows, Para Bellum sees TESTAMENT reflecting the modern chaos through music that’s urgent, sharp, and unflinchingly human. Testament's newest single, ' High Noon ,' is a Wi

snaphappypixie
Oct 13, 20252 min read


FIREVOLT CHRISTMAS PARTY 2025!
Join the Firevolt Team for a Face Melting Xmas Party! Saturday 22nd November 2025 The Bred Shed Manchester The event will open with a...

snaphappypixie
Sep 25, 20252 min read


RETURN WITH POUNDING NEW SINGLE 'YOUR TOUCH' OUT NOW VIA NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS + GREYSCALE RECORDS!
Sydney alternative metal outfit Reliqa are back with pounding new single, ' Your Touch ', a genre-blending anthem about ambition’s...

snaphappypixie
Sep 25, 20252 min read


CORROSION OF CONFORMITY DROPS SPECIAL JAM SESSION RENDITION OF FREE’s 'FIRE AND WATER' NORTH AMERICAN TOUR SUPPORTING JUDAS PRIEST AND ALICE COOPER UNDERWAY
American heavy metal icons CORROSION OF CONFORMITY are back with a special rendition of 'Fire And Water' by English rock band,...

snaphappypixie
Sep 25, 20253 min read


NEWTON FAULKNER - ACOUSTIC SET - WAX&BEANS BURY
22nd Sept 2025 Author - DJ Pixie Fans gathered at Wax and Beans in Bury, eager for an intimate pre-show experience with Newton Faulkner....

snaphappypixie
Sep 22, 20252 min read


WATAIN RELEASE 'DEATH TRANSMISSION' STATEMENT
Notorious black metal collective WATAIN has issued the following statement: Ladies and gentlemen, followers, allies and supporters, this...

snaphappypixie
Sep 22, 20252 min read


PARADISE LOST RELEASES MONOLITHIC NEW ALBUM ASCENSION - NEW LYRIC VIDEO FOR 'LAY A WREATH UPON THE WORLD' STREAMING NOW!
“The U.K. goth metal pioneers fully perfected the sweeping, theatrical sadness they’ve long peddled” Decibel “Through thunderous skies,...

snaphappypixie
Sep 22, 20253 min read
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